I'm BATMAN!!!

I was thinking about something that Glitzy told me once.

She was sitting down with a relative of mine (I believe around dinner time) and they told her that I did not use my height to my advantage enough (I'm 6'-5"). They thought that I was wasting my time trying to be suave.

I laughed when she told me this and still think its hilarious.

It wasn't until today that I think I came up with a good description of myself.

Imagine you were in an alternate universe and you met Batman, not the crap from the 60's but the Batman from the graphic novel, The Dark Night Returns. Then you found out that his 'mild-mannered' alter ego was Martin Short as Ed Grimley.
That kind of sums up how I often see myself.